Now and then, however, he is horribly thoughtless, and seems to take a real delight in giving me pain. Then I feel… that I have given away my whole soul to some one who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer’s day.

― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

Why did you need my name anyway, mudbox? Its 10 pm I'm the only one here..

  • Mudbox Working Lady Who Hates Me: Can I help you?
  • Me: May I have a large skim mocha please?
  • MWLWHM: Can I have your name?
  • Me: Phoebe.
  • MWLWHM: Steve?
  • Me: Phoebe.
  • MWLWHM: Oh. Spelled......... F E F I?
  • Me: ..........yes.
  • I pay and wait for my drink until I hear
  • MWLWHM: FEFI? (pronounced fee - f(eye) )
  • Thanks, Mom and Dad.

its a little too perfect….

Babe Walker: White Girl Problems

This was just a little to perfect not to share. And since I’m not sober enough (or done sobbing enough) to talk about the Patriot’s Loss yet I’ll just post this 

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Like, I don’t really understand the way you speak or something. Also, all I’ve had to eat today was a plate of shadows, so I’m a bit delirious.  But I want to address a point that you’ve brought up at the end of your long and rambling question: Are you a psycho bitch???

You are NEVER a psycho for needing your boyfriend to text or call you back. Don’t you let ANYONE tell you otherwise. You are a woman and you have to be heard.

You are not a psycho for taking your phone into the shower with you in case your bf responds to a text. I’ve invested in an in-shower, translucent, waterproof phone box for this exact reason.

You are not a psycho for taking 6 sick days off work to stay in bed crying because he hasn’t texted you back.

You are not a psycho for liking the way the cold bathroom floor feels against your face.

You are definitely not a psycho for going on a hunger strike until he calls you.

You are not a psycho for texting his dad to ask him if his son is still alive. Even if this involves fabricating a story about a heroin addiction.

You are not a psycho for telling your parents that you just think you should move back home because the men in your town don’t “get” you.

Basically, break up with the geezer, then shut up and find someone who will give enough of a rat’s ass to text back a simple “I’ll take you to Paris.”

Wait, what was the question again?

Saw Bill Clinton speak at Bender Arena on Friday. 

He was super proud to receive the WONK award (ugh.) 

“The great thing about not being president is that you can say whatever you want now. The bad thing is that no one cares what you think anymore”

- Former President Bill Clinton 

Henry Miller’s Eleven Commandments 

Some of the best words to live by I’ve ever read 

Super great that I was finally able to get into the calc class I was waitlisted for….

not super great that I have a quiz in an hour 

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Title: Easy To Love Artist: The Jezabels 158 plays

There it is now, she enters the room
It guts like a fish to see how she’s grown

Easy to Love - The Jezebels 

Grey’s Anatomy is so on point this season with their musics (I mean, they are every season, but this one has had some incredible new artists) 

Couldn’t Document Costa Rica without their Coffee! 

Rockin’ Rainbows